“Warning: Contents May Be Spiked” Mug

“Warning: Contents May Be Spiked” Mug
Handle with care. Sip with confidence.

Found in the back of grandma’s cabinet, somewhere between the good china and the fruitcake nobody asked for. An antique apothecary label. A reindeer skull in a Santa hat. Crossed candy canes. A warning that may or may not be a confession.

Is it just eggnog? Maybe. Is that a hip flask quietly tipping into the punch bowl down in the corner? Also maybe. We’re not here to ask questions. We’re here to label things responsibly.

This is the mug for the host who “makes it the family way.” For the office party survivor. For anyone who has ever answered “What’s in this?” with “Love, mostly.”

Specs:
– Ceramic construction, as dependable as a well-aged family recipe
– Available in 11 oz, 15 oz, and 20 oz (a splash, a pour, and “who’s driving?”)
– Dishwasher & microwave safe, though the contents may be a different story
– Lead and BPA-free, and that’s the only guarantee on this label
– Vintage label design printed on both sides, so the warning is visible from every angle

Ingredients: Eggnog. Probably. Please enjoy responsibly.